White House Press Corps


Daily they gather

Their own private pool

of shared filth

Warmth of idyllic bubble

Waddle, quack, duckspeak

They declare double plus un-good

Water should run off their backs

but these fowl

peculiarly thin skinned

Uniformity of color

Uniformity of thought

and the removers

of pond scum

Nice guests for dinner

roasted with heads intact