Pippi Wrongstocking: an ode to Greta

Behold the latest chirping savant

fluent juvenile orthodoxy

A tool, some adults’ proxy

Shes all the rage

Take the grand stage

Great lights illuminate

the childish freckles

Angrily elucidate

no one heckles

Must accept this gospel

surrender your wealth

Go live in hostels

We’ll see a reprieve

With that shrill voice

that scowl of hate

Reduce the odds

that she’ll propagate