Some say its Kabuki Theater
but I respectfully disagree
Its more like really bad opera
Practiced mediocrity
We hear the grand overture ringing
for the hero who is a tattler
And the fat lady you hear singing
is only Gerald Nadler
Theres chairman Schiff
as empty as Nessman’s office walls
Hes masquerading daily as a man
but he hasn’t any balls
And Nancy, that old crone
With her dentures all askew
orders more whiskey sours
while shes sorting out what to do
Its the comedy turned tragedy
right before our very eyes
Still the networks? They see nothing
Keep selling the same old lies