After careful review of all entries and a painstaking review of audio/video evidence we have determined this week’s winner to be (drum roll please):
Chuck Todd of the NoBody Cares (NBC) network for his performance on Sunday 6 October broadcast of Meet the Depressed. Congratulations Chuck! You get to drink from the prized Eat a bag of dicks mug for the rest of the week.
Can he stay on top? Theres a lot of competition out there. Well, anyway…
We’ll be rooting for you Chuckles! Keep up the shitty work, ya douchebag!