Dr. Zuckerstein while at NBC
created in his lab what would be
an abomination without a soul
Only safe under his control
Some cheered while others yawned
at the creature he had spawned
But the scariest monster built in that lab
was Zuckerstein’s ego, why he thought he was fab!
He preened and he postured, he practiced his Zen
until he ascended the throne at CNN
Now this was more like it, this was his league
where he could play kingmaker and other intrigue
His plan was sheer brilliance, he deployed it with haste
He would loose his creation upon the debates
This stirred up a panic that he only stoked more
while giddily laughing at the ratings galore
He gave it more air time to set up loss and disgrace
to gather spoils from the winner of the race
How’d that work out Jeffrey?
Are you feeling the heat?
You’ve created a monster
that you can not defeat