Proof of Utah: I was good to you Ben!

Willard the Rat

 the Ratman, Willard, as he appears today….

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…. and then

You’d think Old Willard would have learned his lesson! Don’t remember this one? Look it up. I think you’ll find the similarities are stunning.

Just like in the old tale our pal, Ratman, aka Willard, thinks he has made some new pals. He actually believes that the rats will follow him. Willard, hate to break it to you pal. The ending doesn’t change: the rats will still eat you.

The only way this ends any differently is if you ingest poison yourself, or perhaps find your neck snapped in a trap. Either way, you’ll never get elected to anything again. Not even in Utah.