The Classy Lady

Do not trust those with facial twitches

or the grating screech

of old and spiteful bitches

Her pallid mask frozen in rage

In defiance she tears the page

A brazen and yet futile act

committed for the petty, while absent tact

or the grace we should no doubt expect

from a leader so wise and circumspect

Even those from within her fold

can see that she’s acting like she’s four years old

Her reward for exhibiting so much class

is Limbaugh’s Freedom Award planted, like a flag in her ass