As one of the many consequences of the growing panic over the corona virus, it seems that there is a severe shortage of toilet paper due to hoarding. I have a suggestion that might go a very long way towards a remedy to this problem. To everyone at CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WaPo, and the other usual suspects: Please! Send us your journalism degrees. Since none of these degrees any longer serve the purpose for which they were intended, it would be a truly altruistic gesture to repurpose these for some use that might actually be beneficial.