Wait… what? Vol. 69

I don’t get what is the great big deal about Jeffrey Toobin getting caught spanking his pathetic little trouser monkey. I mean seriously….we didn’t already know he and everyone else over at CNN are a bunch of jerk offs? They should change their name to CJN: the Circle Jerk Network. Unless, of course, any of you out there have a better description of what they do on air every day?

Wait… what? Vol. 68

Apparently there has been a minor controversy over the recent mispronunciation of the democrat VP candidate’s name.

For clarification it is spelled Ka-ma-la; pronounced BITCH.

Glad we could clear this up for you.