Mankind survived and flourished on this planet for thousands upon thousands of years without anyone looking up our asses. For this reason alone I absolutely refuse to have a colonoscopy.
Rick and Morty: proof of two things. God loves us and there is at least one other person on this planet who is as deranged as I am.
Now that the holiday’s are over we know that a lot of you are finding a need to tighten your belts. Nowhere but in Stoner Nation is this so true. In these long, dark months ahead as you chisel down that credit card debt you begin to look at your green budget reduced to a quarter per week. Not cool!
Now more than ever you’ve gotta support your local growers! Friends don’t let friends buy shitty dope from Botanical Labs Of Worldwide Marijuana Enterprises ( BLOWME ).
this was a public service announcement from Hemp Growers Local 69
Threading St. Balfour’s Needle? WTF is that dude?
It’s what you make it, man. It’s my trip. Cool if you can get on it. That is St. Balfour’s Needle, my friend.
Yes, but can you thread it?
You are correct, sir. This is not the first time I have used a set of needle-nose pliers for a roach clip. Sue me.
I have always striven for the achievement of the fugue state due to it’s verbal proximity to the term fubar.
….…possibly the last to see him alive, a Mr. Otto Grunwald, 74 of Leipzig, could not recall much detail about Mr. Wenty or his brief stay at his establishment, other than to say ” That feller sure smoked a lot of marijuana”.